Campaign Slogans for Dad

So Dad's got until November to campaign, but Misa and I thought it wasn't too soon to start thinking up slogans... that maybe target some of the homophobia that might exist in the region. (Don't worry dad, this blog isn't public or search-able)


"I'm not Gay. My opinions are nothing like hers."
"Leach wants to SUCK the jobs and the money right out of this place"
"This measure is totally gay! ..'s bad idea."
"Unless you're Gay, there's no reason to vote for Gay."
"Don't Vote Gay, Vote Ralph"

"Ralph is not Gay"

"Let's not get Gay on the issues. Let's get Ralph"
"If you don't want to tackle problems the Gay way, vote Ralph"
"Gay as a Republican, Ralph as a Democrat"
"Do you want the person representing you to be Gay? I think not"
"Don't want to be represented by Gay, republican? Choose Ralph instead."
"I'm not anti-Gay but let's be reasonable"
"I choose to ignore the Gay campaign signs."
"Gay used to mean happy"
"Let's get our signs out there before Gay's start invading our community"
"At my core, I am Ralph. And Gay is Gay."
"If I was Gay, I would drop out of the race. But I'm not Gay, I'm Ralph."
"Whether you're a Reagan Republican or a Gay Republican, Leach is not the choice we want."
"Having Gay-related thoughts? Snap out of it. Vote Ralph."
"I support gays, but not this one."


Feel free to add more if you think of any. Might be fun to brainstorm some serious ones, too.

Love,
Jeremy